5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[pogokat]

it is never fair

when librarians compete

in haiku contests

 

ok, i will write one

Brewers are going to win

if vargas k's 10

 

enough for tonight

begun this haiku war has

best break yo self fool

[hawing]

I don't know, obsessed.

He can be Houdini IF

He is successful.

[thablingster]

Crew win tomorrow

Vargas, free Bow and CoCo

Dollar dogs fo sho

[PrimetimeHater]

The Pirates will sweep

The Brewers will begin slide

Vent thread gets very big

[jloos19]

I will be cheering

While sitting at the Keg

Please Vargas pitch well.

 

I am quite bothered

I can't post during the game

In five seven five.

[thablingster]

How will we blame Yost

With limits to what we post

New win streak means most

[trwi7]

Tomorrow's game thread

Will be very very short

I hate haiku's now

[uwisfan]

Vargas swiftly pitch

Maholm and Bucs not so much

Rat sings at the cow

[saget]

Remember Vargas

Even when you fear the worst

You must pound that meat

[Schlitz001]

Yesterday I thought,

It's been a while since we had

Haiku In Game Thread

 

My bold prediction

Weeks will make ESPN

A walk off homerun

 

Johnny Estrada

Will call a great game for one

Claudio Vargas

 

Vent Thread will move down

And fans will lose any frown

From Bushes game one

[And That]

Only thing better

Than a haiku thread is a

Russell Branyan thread

 

Brewers trade Mench for

Player to be named later:

Ryan Langerhans!

 

Another ball four

The batter jogs to first base

"Villanueva..."

 

Kruk on the Pirates:

First place at the end of May!

Which drug is he on?

 

Ben Sheets strained his groin,

Did not miss a single start.

Sheets is not our ace!

 

Cappy bruised his knee,

Will not miss single start

Still Sheets threads on here

 

Haikus are not easy

When you are very sleepy

Yay finger counting

 

Invoke Langerhans

I know you're ripping me off

And I'm a mod... pwned!

 

Done brushing my teeth

One more haiku left in me

This is not that one

 

Haikus written? Ten

Crew will win by ten tonight

I guarantee it

[sbrylski]

We win when I say

That I think we will get beat

So, "we will get beat"

[Fatter than Joey]

Yost has big Thursday

Getting sleepy in dugout

Dale Sveum hands in pants.

 

Big Prince steal second

In dreams big Prince running fast

J. J. out at home.

 

Man on third one out

Yawn, Why Svuem hands out of pants?

Bill Hall out at home.

 

Aggressive is fun

Dave Bush never whiffs in dreams

Graffiano screwed.

 

Dave Bush hits the wall

Crack snore Crack snore Boom Boom Snore

Loud noises means no nap

 

Brewers not winning?

Dreams and reality blurred

Spurling owns in dreams.

 

Ned very groggy

Dugout empty, game over

Sveums hands back in pants

 

Make cobwebs leave brain

Cliches needed for writers

Scoff at stupid jerks.

 

Turning on Showtime

Penn and Teller make good show

Profanity heap

 

Show on A D A

Disabilities Act, Snore

Must nap like Ned Yost

 

Agh! It's 4 AM

Busty Coeds now on tube

Showtime has good shows.

 

Project due at work

Must get to work at 4:10?

Watch a little more.

 

Doughnuts come at 5

Six Maple bars, what the hell!?

Up yours, bakery.

 

Only like filled ones.

Leave Maples for the new guy

Last arrival gets screwed.

 

Hope Ned is rested

Watch ghost show if Brewers lose

Big Boobs Love Hewitt

 

More poems than And That

Quanity and Quality

Haiku smackdown ends.

[brewers19]

Things like haiku night,

Due to my science background,

Do not befit me.

[PrestigeWorldwide]

Powell thinks we're dorks

It's all for love of Brewers

Speak of us kindly

[bball123h2]

Lyrical gangster

has acquired crystal ball

we win seven two

[brewers19]

This thread is legend,

I will submit it to Digg,

In baseball section.

 

In the rare chance that

A baseball story gets Dugg,

"I'm sorry, server."

[DrG1ue]

Claudio Vargas.

On the mound against the Bucs.

Let's prove wrong John Kruk.

[bball123h2]

Section four nineteen

How'd that kid get in center?

Oh, thats Chris Duffy.

 

Miles above field,

Players look diminutive.

Duffy still tinier.

[bball123h2]

Hopefully the crowd

Behaves better than Wrigley

Story forthcoming.

 

A 10-year old boy

Complete with crazy mohawk

Sitting with father

 

Together they start

To tell right "They're number 1"

With middle fingers

 

Jacque Jones denies boy

Baseball used between innings

Respond with F-bombs

 

Cursing is ok

Male anatomy is not

"You can't say balls, son."

 

Chicago is weird

Pittsburgh has friendlier folk

Still hope they lose though.

[et bbal]

Will be at the game

With my 3 year old girl Mo

Love them Bobbleheads

[et bbal]

Thought I posted this

But could not find it posted

So I post again

 

 

Will be at the game

With my 3 year old girl Mo

Get some Bobbleheads

 

edit: first post is

now up just like it should be

Computers hate me

[Bruce Ciskie]

Who will be the first

Brewer fan to screw this up?

My dough's on Brian

 

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[sbrylski]

Come see what's brewin'

Come see where the good times are!

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[rluzinski]

Braynan has done well

And he will continue to

Damn all you haters!

 AB BA OBP SLG OPS Braynan 2007 24 .292 .469 .542 1.011 [b] 1724 .233 .330 .484 .814[/b]

Not bad for one mil

But he should be at third base

He rakes for that spot