5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[BucketheadBrigader]

Vargas still dealing.

Let's hope he keeps this going.

Get him some more runs.

[Oldcity]

Was that Prince Fielder

Or Olympic high jumper?

Nice play on blooper!

[1992casey]

Johnny Estrada

home run number two; "downtown"

says B. Anderson

[Oldcity]

Why would anyone

throw Estrada a good pitch

to start the at-bat?

[COOOOP]

Johnny Estrada

swings at first pitch with power

a home run results!

[gebc1997]

Jenkins looks like Favre

Yost looks like the President

I look like Brad Pitt

[IslandsAC]

The kelments sausage

Races... so why do they race?

They race for taste! Yum.

[pitchleague]

I still can't believe

That I'm going (2) to post this:

I love the Brewers!

 

Much more than my wife?

Of course not, don't be silly!

But it is darn close!

[iluvlamp]

How long is this thread

I really do not know now

so i will find out

 

Now that I found out

I am not very impressed

pop-up to Laroche

[Oldcity]

I've only been here

Since the top of fifth inning

How has Vargas looked?

[And That]

Vargas needs one frame

To get in ERA race

Give it to him Ned

[TauPentaRei]

now twelve and one third

since mister vargas allowed

a runner to plate

[Bruce Ciskie]

What the heck is that?

Adam didn't make haiku

I think he screwed up

 

http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

 

Edit:

Bruce Ciskie is right.

Non-haiku post deleted.

Sorry, Adamb.

 

-hawing

[ccbrew]

Haiku police are

Investigating the error

Penalty pending

[ReverendBrewmeister]

Pop flies to center

not worthy of your surname:

Father Gwynn upset.

[wOOgiE22]

Will you please notice

The new In Game Thread will be

Later than normal

 

Don't fret about it

Because I will get it up

Sometime in this night

[Pack87Man]

MLB I hate

Geography is not right

I want to watch them play

 

Iowa is not

Brewers territory here

Want Extra Innings

[BucketheadBrigader]

15 game hit streak.

JJ is just unconscious.

Now let's get some runs.

[Oldcity]

Perfectly performed

Hit and run approach JJ

Hardy en fuego!

[Oldcity]

BUST IT OPEN PRINCE!

TURNING THIS INTO LAUGHER!

THAT'S MUCH MORE LIKE IT

[ccbrew]

Fielder hit that one

All the way to Pittsburgh, wow.

Seven-nothing, Crew.

 

Edit: Fixed ugly haiku error

[TauPentaRei]

Hershiser's record

in serious jeopardy

Claudio Vargas

[TauPentaRei]

adambr2

look at wikipedia

haikus have structure

[IslandsAC]

That was a close call

Long foul ball off of Matt Wise.

Who cares? Seven - zilch.

[IslandsAC]

Hey there big Stev-o

How does it feel to be done

With class forever?

 

College, a flower

Plucked now, in the Spring of life.

Poetry is dumb.