5/19/07 Twins (Baker) @ Brewers (Bush): 6:05 PM CDT

[thablingster]

Dear Craig,

 

Good plan, terrible execution. Try again next time

 

Regards,

thablingster

[iluvlamp]

Dear Pizza Hut,

 

Your pizza sucks and your commercials suck. Go away

 

Regards,

Good Pizza

[thablingster]

Mr. Gwynn,

 

I'm sorry people will say that just because you like singling instead of trying to tate like Alex Sanchez you'll never be a good big league player. I believe in you.

 

Congrats,

tb

[thablingster]

Prince,

 

I would appreciate it greatly if you could hoist your enormous fork and take a big bite out of a Scott Baker pitch and tate.

 

Also, if you could collide with Bill Hall at some point to shake him out of his funk, that'd be cool too.

 

-tb

[IslandsAC]

To Prince:

 

Wow, that was one of the most violent and earth shattering F-Bombs I have ever seen.

 

Regards,

FSN viewing audience

[brewers19]

Dear Jim Powell,

 

When you eventually read this thread, please realize that we're not actually this crazy.

 

With kisses,

Brewerfan.net

[BrewCrewForever]

Dear Brewers IF,

 

Thanks for the DP.

 

BrewCrewIn2004

[thablingster]

Torii,

 

Thanks for finally making an out in this series, and every since we started playing you in interleague play. I would appreciate it if you stopped owning us, it would be a nice gesture.

 

Salutations,

tb

[1992casey]

Dear Alfred Schroeder,

 

Please be advised that the American League is no less of a stolen base league than the National League.

 

You make this outdated claim every year. Do your homework.

 

1992casey

[thablingster]

Dave,

 

This would be a good time to bear down and get out of the inning. J.J. will make up for his errant throw later in the game.

 

Thanks,

tb

[brewers19]

Dear anyone,

 

What was Jim Powell talking about JJ not feeling well?

 

Sincerely,

A very concerned b19

[IslandsAC]

Dear b19,

 

Sounds like upper back stiffness or something of the sort...

 

Sincerely,

Anyone

[JET15]

Dear Ned:

 

Don't blink. Johnny just batted.

 

JET15

[BrewCrewForever]

Dear Mr. Hall,

 

You have not really done much to answer my original post in todays IGT. So I ask this. Can you please quite trying to pull pitches on the outisde corner of the plate? Put them in RCF and RF. Thanks.

 

Your #1 Fan

 

BrewCrewIn2004

[thablingster]

Dear ChartAChild,

 

Next time can you at least wait until I can post a message of encouragement before you make an out. It would make me feel better.

 

Thanks,

tb

[brewers19]

Dear Johnny Estrada and Tony Graffanino,

 

Please don't swing at me.

 

Sincerely,

First Pitch Of The At-Bat

[PeaveyFury]

Dear Twins,

 

Please remember that you don't have to play gold-glove caliber defense on every ball hit by the Brewers in this series.

 

Thank you,

Peavey

[PNut33]

Dear Johnny,

 

you are last in the Major Leagues in pitches per plate apperance and it's not even close.

 

pnut

[bucksman4]

you are last in the Major Leagues in pitches per plate apperance and it's not even close.

 

That doesn't matter to me. He's one of the few guys on the team that consistently puts the ball in play. In watching games throughout my years, I've understood that a guy like him has a better chance of getting hits than someone who K's a lot. I'll take a few more Estrada-types on my team any day.

[Mass Haas]

Dear Mr. Graffanino,

 

Just a couple more AB's before your OPS drops below .500 -- you can do it!

 

3TO Always,

Russ Branyan

[thablingster]

Dear Brewers,

 

Thanks for helping me have really quick innings.

 

Gratefully yours,

Scott Baker

 

Dear J.J., Prince, Bill, Geoff, and First Pitch Johnny,

 

Please score a run, or runs, next inning. It is obvious In Play Out(s) and Swinging Strike won't do it.

 

-tb

[1992casey]

Dear Johnny,

 

If you can pull off a .330 OBP, I promise I won't hassle you about your P/PA.

 

1992casey

[Mass Haas]

Dear bottom of the 5th,

 

I blinked and missed you.

 

Signed,

Witnessing the worst bottom of the order in history

[Fike85]

Dear Brewers,

 

If you fail to score another run I am going to take a break from you for a while.

 

FIke

[thablingster]

Mass,

 

It really does rival the days of Moeller/Counsell/Pitcher and Terrible Catcher/Clayton/Pitcher, except back in those days we didn't expect production from the bottom of our lineup. Now that we do, it seems even worse.

 

Sigh,

tb