If I were comissioner of MLB...

[Tbadder]

If I were commissioner I'd:

 

A) Ban the DH. I just hate watching fat guys who can't play the field. There's two types of players in baseball. Pitchers and everyday players. If you can't hack catching, throwing, running, get your sorry butt outta baseball you sad sack!

B) Go back to the 154 game schedule with Sunday/Saturday doubleheaders

C) 100 million dollar payroll--hard cap.

D) All salaries guaranteed for one year only no matter the length

E) No drafting of high school players. College players can leave after one year of college or they have to wait until after graduation

F) All foreign players are subject to a separate draft and no one under 21 can be drafted

G) All drafted players have an agreed upon slary that cannot be changed only refused outright with player going back to college, making him available for the draft one year after his graduating class

H) All televsion and radio monies are distributed equally among all teams

I) create an inner sanctum in the hall of fame, which is pretty much a joke now--there's just too many players in it. This inner sanctum would consist of one player at each position, starting pitcher, relief pitcher, manager. If a new player gets voted into the inner sanctum one has to be kicked out.

J) Get rid of all advertising and television in the stadium during games

K) Get rid of the freakin' sausage race!