Five Headlines from Spring Training.

[Bring Back the Stein]

(Or, Help Out A Lazy Brewers Fan.)

I've been swamped the last month with work, family and travel and haven't done my due diligence this year on the narratives developing from Maryvale. So what are your five headlines thus far, now that we're two weeks from the motherless Cubs? Here's what I'd say on limited info:

-Vargas Studly
-Fielder Eats Greens. Lots of Them, Apparently.
-Infield Defense, Um, Improving?.
-Veteran Bullpen Needs Nap
-Sheets: Cy Young, NLCS MVP or Both?

 

(Okay, okay, some stupidity, some wishful thinking, but seriously, what do the learned posters here think are the biggest stories.?)

[sheetswannabe]

-Carlos Vila-new-ACE-a??

-Ned Yost Ops for 3rd inning coffee breaks?

-Surplus of pitchers leads to surplus of injuries.

-Brewers the modern day MASH?

[sheetswannabe]

-Rickie "Gets one hit every 2" Weeks for MVP?

 

this is a sarcastic one, I love Weeks, I just think its weird how bad hes doing.

[Fatter than Joey]

-"Brewers change Weeks number from 23 to E4"

[brewmann04]

PARRA BECOMES THE BECOME THE NEXT GALLARDO