Jump to content
Brewer Fanatic

Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for two years


gypcasino

Recommended Posts

it should be noted the Sherriff's last name was Whipple. i wonder if he brought any Charmin with him. it doesn't say if the toilet had been cleaned in the last two years. My guess is no. perhaps she was working on a 5 star sudoku and wasn't going to leave until she finished it. or perhaps she was constipated.

 

on a more positive side, it said the guy was her boyfriend and not her husband. perhaps now, he can walk away from a bad situation.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If he didn't walk away after two days, much less two years of toiletville, I don't think he wants to walk away.

 

Right. I get the feeling he was some kind of psychopath who got some kind of sick pleasure out of enabling the behavior.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know it's in bad taste, but I saw this on another message board:

Somebody posted this on a board I frequent

 

what do you tell your buddies when they come over.

 

"hey man, where's your girl"

 

"oh, on the toilet"

 

"damn man, STILL?"

 

"yeah, you know the drill, use the upstairs one"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

But it was a trailer home! I don't' think they have an upstairs!

 

Onto the jokes!

I just hope she gave a few courtesy flushes and light a match once in awhile. I'm curious of what the bowl area looked like, If she fused to the seat, you gotta figure that the actual bowl hasn't been cleaned in 2 years. That has to be a frightful sight.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

One of the most bizarre stories I think I have ever read. 2 years of just sitting on a toilet. Now that takes self control, how could you not want to get up? Got to be something wrong with her and the boyfriend to let this go on that long. The fact that her skin grew around the toilet is a bit gross.

Formerly BrewCrewIn2004

 

@IgnitorKid

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund
The Brewer Fanatic Caretaker Fund

You all care about this site. The next step is caring for it. We’re asking you to caretake this site so it can remain the premier Brewers community on the internet. Included with caretaking is ad-free browsing of Brewer Fanatic.

×
×
  • Create New...