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You can tell it's baseball when....

 

 

Something other than the Packers is on the front page of the sports section.

 

You hear the phrase "same old Brewers" for the first time in the year.

 

You drive by Miller Park and look at the display board to see if there's news on it.

 

A non baseball-loving friend asks you "so, do the Brewers have a chance this year?"

 

You start listening to The Score in the gaps when no Milwaukee talk sports are on, just to hear baseball talk - even if it is Cubs and Sox.

 

You linger just a little longer when thumbing past FSN on the remote - god knows there's never anything worth watching in the off-season!

 

Fantasy Baseball drafts start.

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Fantasy Baseball Mock Drafts score more hits on search engines than Jenna Jameson...

 

Brat sales at the local supermarkets increase...

 

Local "Holders" get more money for stadium sauce than a dime bag...

 

"Protecting our boarder" refers to the WI-IL state line instead of Mexico...

 

People at work become psychic and are able to predict when a nasty flu bug will strike in about 4 weeks from friday...

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...someone that just started watching the Brewers says "Tony Gwynn Jr. is really fast, he's going to break out this season"...

 

...people start talking with a different accent. I'm not sure what it is, but there's a change in Wisconsin accents between football season and baseball season...

If I had Braun's pee in my fridge I'd tell everybody.

~Nottso

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When workplace productivity drops at 1:05 on homes games, 1:20 on away Cubs, games, 12:05 on east Coast games, 2:05 when we play at AZ or CO, and 3:05 when we are on the West Coast

 

And when productivity drops from 8-9 AM when I have to catch up on Brewerfan.net as well as check out all baseball related info at MJS, Yahoo, and Fox Sports

 

So in conclusion you know its baseball season when I am busting my you know what from 9-1 on most days so I can slack off during baseball games

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When the drive to work in the morning is MLB on XM, instead of music.

 

When on the drive home from work I listen to ESPN Radio on Sirius at :00, :20, and :40 of each hour for score updates instead of music.

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Something other than the Packers is on the front page of the sports section.

Let me know when that happens so I can read the sports again...

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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