flosses like fossas injured in preseason crash

[flosses like fossas]

beipu, taiwan - it is being reported that on the evening of saturday, march 1, bf.net member flosses like fossas was involved in a one-scooter accident on a steep mountain highway somewhere between hsinchu city and beipu. it is unclear exactly what caused the crash, though slippery road paint is considered the leading culprit. involved in the crash were fossas, 27, a wisconsin ex-pat, and an unnamed woman - purportedly his roommate - 26, hailing from the toronto area.

 

while initial indications were that the extent of the injuries of those involved was a moderate amount of road rash, it has come to light that fossas may be suffering from a more severe shoulder injury. thus far lack of sleep and general discomfort have been the only noted effects of this injury, but sources fear that the residual effects could include increased disdain for other drivers and lack of mouse mobility.

 

according to an unnamed source: "the real fear in a situation such as this is that the potential combination of sleep deprivation and reduced mouse mobility could impact his fantasy play."

 

fossas was quick to dispel any such thoughts by stating that he'd "been preparing for (his) drafts since early february".

 

still, a friend who claims to be close to the situation has noted that fossas has been displaying an increasingly innovative cursing vocabulary when directing speech at other drivers.

 

motor scooter is the primary mode of transportation in northern taiwan, and while most accidents go unreported it is safe to estimate that there are as many as 1,000 scooter accidents per day in taiwan.

[sbrylski]

You have to wonder if flosses like fossas is presenting a cover story for an injury that happened during some off-season activity forbidden by his contract - maybe scooter racing?. Even if true, he shouldn't be riding scooters over wet paint anyway.

 

In any event, I'll be wishing for a speedy recovery for him.

[Bikeage77]

i should be, but since he's part of my fantasy league, it sounds like his preperation for this years draft is pretty good...so maybe i shouldn't wish him a speedy recovery http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif...get better lil' john, see ya at the draft!!!!

[trwi7]

according to an unnamed source: "the real fear in a situation such as this is that the potential combination of sleep deprivation and reduced mouse mobility could impact his fantasy play."

 

still, a friend who claims to be close to the situation has noted that fossas has been displaying an increasingly innovative cursing vocabulary when directing speech at other drivers.

 

Greatness.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif

 

 

You and your roommate get well soon.